| $0.02 | 2 Cents Worth |
| 100 | Nature Calls/Pit Stop |
| 10-4 | affirmative |
| 10Q | Thank You |
| 10x | thanx thanks |
| 12345 | Talk About School |
| 143 | i love you |
| 1FTR | One For The Road |
| 20 | Location |
| 24/7 | 24 hours a day, 7 days a week |
| 2c | 2 Cents Worth |
| 404 | I have no clue (what you get when you enter a wrong URL) |
| 73 | Best Regards |
| 8 | Ate |
| 88 | Love and Kisses |
| AA | Alcholics Anonymous |
| AAMOF | As A Matter Of Fact |
| AAMOI | As A Matter Of Interest |
| Abbr. | Abbreviation |
| ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ | A bear coughed down enough fish. Goats hide in jellyfish. Kangaroos love monkeys. Noisy octopusses play quadrillateral rocks. Swordfish take undershirts. Velvet wombat xylophones, yet zebras. |
| ACK | Acknowledgement |
| ACRONYM | Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning |
| ADHD | Attention Defecate Hyperactivity Disorder |
| ADN | Any Day Now also irritated, having seen a bad commercial message (from adnoid) |
| AFAIAA | As Far As I Am Aware |
| AFAIAC | As Far As I Am Concerned |
| AFAICT | As Far As I Can Tell |
| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| AFAIR | As Far As I Remember/Recall |
| AFAIU | As Far As I Understand |
| AFAIUI | As Far As I Understand It |
| AFDN | Any F*cking Day Now |
| AFK | Away From The Keyboard; Away For A Kwickie |
| AFL | AbsoFreakinLutely |
| AFU | All F*ucked Up |
| AI | Artificial Intelligence |
| AISB | As I Said Before; As It Should Be |
| AISBYSJ | As I Said Before You Stupid Jackass |
| AISE | As I Said Earlier |
| AISI | As I See It |
| AIUI | As I Understand It |
| AIW | As It Were/Was |
| AKA | Also Known As |
| AMAP | As Much/Many As Possible |
| AMF | Adios My Friend; Adios Mother F*cker |
| ANFAWFOS | And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor |
| ANSI | American National Standards Institute |
| ANTOE | another nutter thats on edge |
| ANY1 | Anyone |
| AOB | Any Other Business |
| AOBTD | Another One Bites The Dust |
| AOL | America On Line [Internet Content Provider]/ A*seholes OnLine |
| Aoyss | All Of You Suck Severely |
| APAC | All Praise And Credit |
| API | Application Program Interface |
| ARPA | Advanced Research Projects Agency |
| AS | Age/ Sex? |
| ASAFP | As Soon As F*cking Possible |
| ASAP | As soon as possible |
| ASCII | American Standard Code for Information Interchange |
| ASL | Age/ Sex/ Location? |
| A/S or A/S? | Age/ Sex? |
| A/S/L or A/S/L? or asl or a/s/l | Age/Sex/Location? |
| ATB | All The Best |
| ATK | At The Keyboard |
| ATLA | Another Three Letter Acronym |
| ATM | At The Moment |
| ATTN | Attention |
| ATTYOB | Anything That Turns You On Baby |
| AU | Australia |
| aVG | Average |
| AWCIGO | And Where Can I Get One |
| AWGTHTGTATA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This/That Again |
| AWGTHTGTTA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This/ That Again |
| AWHFY | Are We Having Fun Yet |
| AYT | Are You There |
| b | Back |
| B&M | Brick & Mortar |
| B/C | Because |
| B4 | Before |
| B4N | Bye For Now |
| BAC | By Any Chance |
| BAD | Broken As Designed |
| BAK | Back At Keyboard |
| BAK4 | Two Clear Points of View ?? |
| BAMBI | Bad A*sed Motherf*cker Bit It |
| BAMF | Bad A*rsed Mother F*cker |
| BAS | Big A** Smile |
| BBB | Busy Beyond Belief |
| BBFN | Bye Bye For Now |
| BBIAB | Be Back In A Bit |
| BBIAF | Be Back In A Flash |
| BBIAM | Be Back In A Minute |
| BBIAS | Be Back In A Sec |
| BBL | Be back later |
| BBN | Bye Bye Now |
| BBN | Bye Bye Now |
| BBR | Burnt Beyond Repair |
| BBS | Be Back Soon or Bulletin Board System |
| BC | Basket Case; Because |
| BCC | Blind Carbon Copy |
| BCNU | Be Seein' You |
| BEG | Big Evil Grin |
| BF | Boyfriend |
| BFD | Big F*cking Deal |
| BFE | Bum F*ck Egypt [meaning a faraway place e.g. there were no close parking spaces so I had to park in BFE] |
| BFG | Big Friendly Giant; Big F*cking Gun |
| BFH | Bastard From Hell |
| BFI | Brute Force and Ignorance; Bunch of F*cking Idiots |
| BFMI | Brute Force and Massive Ignorance |
| BFN | Bye For Now |
| BG | Big Grin |
| BGP | bend them over, grease them up, and prong them |
| BI | Breidbart Index [a way of measuring whether one person's postings to a newsgroup constitutes SPAM. Named after the person who designed it] |
| BIBO | Beer In, Beer Out |
| BIC | Best In Class |
| BIL | Brother In Law |
| BION | Believe It Or Not |
| BIOYA | Blow It Out Your A*se |
| BITD | Beaten It To Death |
| BK | Because |
| BL | Belly Laugh |
| BM | Blonde Moment |
| BMF | Bad Mother F*cker |
| BMGWL | Busting My Gut With Laughter |
| BMHATK | Banging My Head Against The Keyboard |
| BMHATW | Banging My Head Against The Wall |
| BMOC | Birmingham Mini Owners Club |
| BMTA | Brilliant Minds Think Alike |
| BMTIPG | Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters |
| BNF | Big Name Fan |
| BOC | But Of Course |
| BOF | Birds Of a Feather |
| BOFH | Bastard Operator From Hell |
| BOHICA | Bend Over Here It Comes Again |
| BOHOF | Back Of Hand On Forehead |
| BOL | Best Of Luck |
| booted | kicked out |
| BOS | Big Orange Switch; Boyfriend Over Shoulder |
| BOT | Back On Topic |
| BOTEC | Back Of The Envelope Calculation |
| BOTS | Robots |
| BRB | Be Right Back (used when leaving briefly during a chat) |
| BRBGP | Be Right Back Gotta Pee |
| BRBIGP | Be Right Back I Gotta Pee |
| BRO | Brother |
| Bros. | Brothers |
| BRS | Big Red Switch |
| BRT | Be Right There |
| BS | Britney Spears. No wait, bullsh*t. Well, what difference does it make? |
| BSEG | Big Sh*t Eating Grin |
| BSG | Big Smiling Grin; Broad Sweeping Generalisation |
| BSOD | Blue Screen Of Death |
| BTA | But Then Again |
| BTAICBW | But Then Again I Could Be Wrong |
| BTAIM | Be That As It May |
| BTDT | Been There, Done That |
| BTDTGTTS | Been There Done That Got The T-Shirt |
| BTG | Buck Tooth Green |
| BTOBD | Be There Or Be Dead |
| BTOBS | Be There Or Be Square |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Sh*t Out Of Me |
| BTTP | Back To The Point |
| BTW | By the way |
| BWL | Bursting With Laughter |
| BWQ | Buzz Word Quotient |
| BY | BusY |
| BYKT | But You Know/Knew That |
| BYKTA | But You Know/Knew That Already |
| BYOB | Bring Your Own Bottle/Booze |
| BYOC | Bring your own condom |
| C | See |
| C&G | Chuckle and Grin |
| C&P | Copy & Paste |
| C/O | Care Of |
| CADET | Can't Add Doesn't Even Try |
| CB | Call Back |
| CC | Carbon Copy |
| CCWC | Can't Cook Won't Cook |
| CE | Creative Editing |
| CERT | Computer Emergency Response Team |
| CF | Charlie Foxtrot; Cluster F*ck [similar to SNAFU] |
| CFD | Call For Discussion |
| CFV | Call For Votes |
| CG | Cute Grin |
| CGI | Common Gateway Interface |
| CHOWUR | See HOW yoU aRe |
| CHP | California Highway Patrol |
| CHUR | See How yoU aRe |
| CIAC | Computer Incident Advisory Capability |
| CIAO | goodbye [pronounced Chow] |
| CIC | Christ I'm Confused |
| CICO | Coffee In, Coffee Out |
| CID | Crying In Disgrace |
| CIO | Cut It Out |
| Cir. | Circle |
| CLAB | Crying Like A Baby |
| CLM | Career Limiting Move |
| CMAP | Cover My Ass Partner |
| CMIIW | Correct Me If I'm Wrong |
| CNP | Continued (in my) Next Post |
| CO | COnference |
| COD | Cash On Delivery |
| COTFLGUOAHAHA | Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out And Having A Heart Attack |
| COTN | Coffee/Coke Out The Nose |
| CP | Chat Post(a chat message) |
| CPF | Can Pigs Fly |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A F*cking Thing |
| CRBT | Crying Real Big Tears |
| CRC | Cyclic Redundancy Check |
| CRS | Can't Remember Sh*t |
| CS | Cop Shop |
| CSG | Chuckle Snicker Grin |
| CST | Central Standard Time [US time zone] |
| CTR | Choose The Right |
| CTTD | Cute Things They Do |
| CTTS | Cute Things They Say |
| CU | See you |
| cu l8tr | See you later |
| CUL | See yoU Later |
| CUL8R | See yoU LateR |
| CUL8TR | See you later |
| CUNT | can't understand normal talk |
| CV | Curriculum Vitae |
| CWYL | Chat With You Later |
| cy or c-ya | see ya |
| CYA | See Ya; Cover Your A*se |
| CYAL8R | See You Later (Seeyalata) |
| CYL | See You Later |
| D&W | Ducking And Weaving |
| D/L | Download |
| DAP | Parents Against Dyslexia [chuckle] |
| DARFC | Ducking And Running For Cover |
| DBA | Doing Business As |
| DBFN | dont be f#cken nosey |
| DBN | Doing Business - Not |
| dd | damned disease |
| DEG | Deliciously Evil Grin |
| DFM | Don't Flame Me |
| DFU | Don't Forget Units |
| DH | Dear/Damn Husband |
| DICA | Do I Care Asshole |
| DID | Direct Inward Dialing |
| DIFA | Dumb Intellectual Fat Ass |
| DIIK | Damned If I Know |
| DIIN | Damned If I kNow |
| DILLIGAF | Does It Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| DILLIGAFF | Does It Look Like I Give A Flying F*ck |
| DIM | Do It Myself |
| DIY | Do It Yourself |
| DK | Don't Know |
| DL | DownLoad |
| DLG | Devilish Little Grin |
| DLTBBB | Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite |
| DNA | Did Not Answer |
| DNO | Do Not Open [used in the subject line of a post or email to indicate that the total message is included in the subject line] |
| DNPM | Darn Near P*ssed Myself |
| DNPML | Darn Near P*ssed Myself Laughing |
| DNS | Domain Name System |
| DOA | Dead On Arrival |
| DOB | Date Of Birth |
| DOLT | Division of Overseas Lemming Technicians (only seen in private newsgroups - aol.newsgroups.*) |
| DOM | Dirty Old Man |
| DOMOTY | Dirty Old Man Of The Year |
| DOS | Dozong Off Soon or Disk Operating System [the original computer operating system developed by Microsoft, and how they made their name ] |
| DPKOL | Deep Passionate Kiss On the Lips |
| Dr | Doctor |
| DRT | DEAD RIGHT THERE |
| DTOKAB | Drop To One Knee And Bow/Blow |
| DTP | DeskTop Publishing |
| DTRT | Do The Right Thing |
| DTTAH | Don't Try This At Home |
| DUCWIC | Do YoU See What I See |
| DUK | Dead Upon Keyboard |
| DUWTWB | Do yoU Want To WhiteBoard |
| DUWWB | Do yoU Want to WhiteBoard |
| DWB | Don't Write Back |
| DWIM | Do What I Mean |
| DWIMC | Do What I Mean Correctly |
| DWIMNWIS | Do What I Mean Not What I Say |
| DWISNWID | Do What I Say Not What I Do |
| DWPKOL | Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips |
| DWPKOTL | Deep Wet Passionate Kissed On The Lips |
| DYE | Damn Your Eyes |
| DYHWIH | Do You Hear What I Hear |
| DYSWIS | Do You See What I See |
| E&OE | Errors And Omissions Excepted; Errors And Omissions Expected |
| E2EG | Ear to Ear Grin |
| ED | Emotionally Disturbed |
| EDP | Emotionally Disturbed Person |
| EDT | Eastern Daylight savings Time [US time zone] |
| EG | Evil Grin |
| EIF | Exercise In Futility |
| ELOL | Evil Laughing Out Loud |
| EMSG | Email Message |
| EOB | End Of Business |
| EOD | End Of Discussion |
| EOF | End Of File |
| EOL | End Of Lecture |
| eom | End Of Message (nearly always seen in lower case) |
| EOT | End Of Thread |
| EPID | Every Person Is Different |
| ES&D | Eat Sh*t And Die |
| ESAD | Eat Sh*t And Die |
| ESAL | Eat Sh*t And Live |
| ESOSL | Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter |
| ESP | ESPecially |
| EST | Eastern Standard Time [US time zone] |
| ETA | Estimated Time Of Arrival |
| ETLA | Extended Three Letter Acronym |
| F | Female |
| F2F | Face To Face |
| FAQ | Frequently Asked Question(s) |
| FB | Fine Business; Fat B*stard |
| FC | Fingers Crossed |
| FCFS | First Come First Served |
| FCOL | For Crying Out Loud |
| FDROTFL | Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| FFRD | Flying F*ck in a Rolling Doughnut |
| FFS | For F*ck's Sake |
| FFTFM | For The Feeble Minded |
| FICCL | Frankly I Couldn't Care Less |
| FIGJAM | F*ck I'm Good Just Ask Me |
| FIGMO | F*ck It Got My Orders |
| FIIK | F*cked If I Know |
| FIIN | F*cked If I kNow |
| FIL | Father In Law |
| FIOFY | Figure It Out For Yourself |
| FIRST | Forum of Incident Response and Security Teams |
| FISH | First In Still Here |
| FITB | Fill In The Blank |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| FLEA | Four Letter Extended Acronym |
| FMF | F*ck Me Faster |
| FMH | F*ck Me Harder |
| FNG | F*cking New Guy/Gal |
| FOAD | F*ck Off And Die |
| FOAF | Friend Of A Friend |
| FOAFOAG | Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend |
| FOAG | Father Of A Girlfriend |
| FOCL | Fell Off Chair Laughing |
| FOD | Finger Of Death |
| FOOBAR | cf FUBAR |
| FOS | Freedom Of Speech; Full Of Sh*t |
| FOT | Full Of Tripe |
| FOTCL | Falling Off The Chair Laughing |
| FRED | F*cking Ridiculous Electronic Device |
| FRO | F*ck Right Off |
| FROB | F*ck Right Off Baby |
| FRZ | Fruitin' Religious Zealot |
| FSD | Fools Seldom Differ |
| FTASB | Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
| FTBOMH | From The Bottom Of My Heart |
| FTF | Face To Face |
| FTL | Faster Than Light |
| FTP | File Transfer Protocol |
| FTR | For The Record |
| FTS | Fixin' To Start |
| FUBAB | F*cked Up Beyond All Believe |
| FUBAR | F*cked (Fed) Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition |
| FUD | Fear Uncertainty And Doubt |
| FUDA | F*ck yUo Dumbass |
| FUMTU | F*cked Up More Than Usual |
| FURTB | Full Up Ready To Burst |
| FWIW | For What It's Worth |
| FWY | Freeway |
| FYA | For Your Amusement |
| FYATHYRIO | F*ck You And The Horse You Rode In On |
| FYI | For your information |
| G or *G* or <g> | Grin |
| GA | Go Ahead |
| GAC | Get A Clue |
| GAFIA | Get Away From It All |
| GAL | Get A Life |
| GBH&K | Great Big Hugs & Kisses |
| GBH&KB | Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back |
| GC | Good Crib |
| GD&R | Grinning, Ducking and Running (After snide remark) |
| GD&RF | Grinning Ducking And Running Fast |
| GD&RVVF | Grinning Ducking And Running Very Very Fast |
| GD&W | Grinning Ducking And Weaving |
| GF | Girlfriend |
| GFN | Gone For Now |
| GFR | Grim File Reaper |
| GFU | General F*ck Up |
| GFY | Go F*ck Yourself |
| GFYS | Go F*ck Your Self |
| GG | Gotta Go or Good Game |
| GGA | Good Game All |
| GGN | Gotta Go Now |
| GGP or ggp | Gotta Go Pee |
| GH | Getting Hard (male) |
| GIC | Gift In Crib |
| gid | Good |
| gid gid | Good Good |
| GIF | Graphical Interchange Format |
| GIGO | Garbage In Garbage Out; Garbage In Gospel Out |
| GIWIST | Gee I Wish I'd Said That |
| GJ | Good Job |
| GJP | Good Job Partner |
| GL | Good Luck |
| GLA | Good Luck All |
| GLG | Goofy Little Grin |
| GLGH | Good Luck and Good Hunting |
| GM | Good Move |
| GMAB | Give Me A Break |
| GMAO | Giggling My A*se Off |
| GMBA | Giggling My Butt Off |
| GMBO | Giggling My Butt Off |
| GMT | Greenwich Mean Time [UK Time] |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| GOMFAB | Get off my fu***ng aching back |
| GOOML | Get Out Of My Life |
| GOS | Girlfriend Over Shoulder |
| GOTFIA | Groaning On The Floor In Agony |
| GOWI | Get On With It |
| GPF | General Protection Fault; Go Puke Fast |
| GR8 | Great |
| GRQ | Get Rich Quick - a type of spam (MMF) |
| GRUIT | Get Real yoU Impudent Thing |
| GSH | Good Sense of Humour |
| GTBOS | Glad To Be Of Service |
| GTFOH | Get The F*ck Outta Here |
| GTFOOMF | Get The F*ck Out Of My Face |
| GTG | Got To Go |
| GTGB | Got To Get Beer |
| GTGN | Got To Go Now |
| GTHBS | Glad to have Been Seminal |
| GTP | Got To Pee |
| GTS | God That Sucked |
| GTSU | Glad/Good To See You |
| GTSY | Glad To See You |
| GW | Getting Wet (female) |
| GYFFR | Get Your F*cking Facts Right |
| H&K | Hug(s) & Kiss(es) |
| H2 | How To |
| HABO | Have A Better One |
| HABU | Have A Better 'Un |
| HACB | Horny As Can Be |
| HAGN | Have A Good Night |
| HAGO | Have A Good One |
| HAGU | Have A Good 'Un |
| HAK | Hugs And Kisses |
| HAND | Have A Nice Day |
| HATM | Howling At The Moon |
| HB | Honey Bear; HummingBird |
| HCB | Holy Cow Batman |
| HHB | Hello Honey Bear |
| HHGTTG | Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy |
| HHIS | Hanging Head in Shame |
| HHO1/2K | Ha Ha Only Half Kidding |
| HHOJ | Ha Ha Only Joking |
| HHOK | Ha Ha Only Kidding |
| HHOS | Ha Ha Only Serious |
| HI | Laughter |
| HIB__ | Have I Been ___________ |
| HICA | Here It Comes Again |
| HIG | How's It Going |
| HMFIC | Head Mother-F*cker In Charge |
| HNG | Horny Net Geek |
| HOAS | Hold On A Second |
| HOMPR | Hang On Mobile Phone's Ringing |
| HOPR | Hang On Phone's Ringing |
| HOS | Husband Over Shoulder |
| HOUER | Hanging On yoUr Every Word |
| HOYER | Hanging On Your Every Word |
| HP | Home Page |
| HRU | How Are You ? |
| HSIK | How Should I Know |
| HSP | Highly Sensitive Person |
| HT | Hi There |
| HTFSIK | How The F*ck Should I Know |
| HTH | Hope This Helps |
| HTML | HyperText Markup Language |
| HTTP | HyperText Transfer Protocol |
| HUA | Head Up A*se |
| HUB | Head Up Butt |
| HW | HardWare |
| HWS(PEST) | Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing) |
| HWUA | Head Way Up A*se |
| HWY | Highway |
| IAAA | I Am An Accountant |
| IAAD | I Am A Doctor |
| IAAL | I Am A Lawyer |
| IAC | In Any Case |
| IAE | In any event |
| IAGFII | It's All Good Fun Isn't It |
| IANA | Internet Assigned Numbers Authority |
| IANAA | I Am Not An Accountant |
| IANAC | I Am Not A Crook |
| IANAD | I Am Not A Doctor |
| IANAL | I Am Not A Lawyer (But...) |
| IANALBIPOOTV | I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV |
| IANYM | In A New York Minute |
| IANYS | In A New York Second |
| IAP | Internet Access Provider |
| IARTPFWTSIOWIM | I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means |
| IASH | I Am So Horny |
| IAWC | In A While Crocodile [usually used to reply to SYLA(cf)] |
| IAY | I Adore You |
| IAYT | I Adore You Too [also IAY2] |
| IB | I'm Back |
| IBC | Inadequate But Cute |
| IBM | Inadequate But Marketable |
| IBTD | I Beg To Differ |
| IC | I See; In Character |
| ICB | I Care Because |
| ICBW | I Could Be Wrong |
| ICCL | I Couldn't Care Less |
| ICGAFF | I Couldn't Give A Flying F*ck |
| ICP | Internet Content Provider |
| ICQ or icq | I Seek You [an Internet messaging system] |
| ICTYBTIHTKY | I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You |
| ICU | I see you |
| ICU2 | I See You too |
| ICUR | I See yoU aRe |
| ID | Identification |
| IDGAD | I Don't Give A Damn |
| IDGAF | I Don't Give A F*ck (also seen as I Do Give A F*ck) |
| IDGAFF | I Don't Give A Flying F*ck |
| IDGARA | I Don't Give A Rat's Ar*se |
| IDGAS | I Don't Give A Sh*t |
| IDGI | I Don't Get It |
| IDK | I Don't Know |
| IDN | I Don't Know |
| iDOT | Internet Development Outreach and Technology |
| IDTS | I Don't Think So |
| IDTT | I'll Drink To That |
| IE | In Effect |
| IETF | Internet Engineering Task Force |
| IGP | I Gotta Pee |
| IHABICNRWTSF | I Hate Abbreviations Because I Can Never Remember What They Stand For [pronounced Eye habbik nerwit siff] |
| ihi | I hate it |
| IHTBS | It Has To Be Shown |
| IHTFP | I Hate This F*cking Place; I Have Truly Found Paradise |
| IIABDFI | If It Ain't Broke Don't Fix It |
| IIRC | If I Recall/Remember Correctly |
| IITYWIMWYBMAD | If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink |
| IITYWIMWYKM | If I Tell You What It Means Will You Kiss Me |
| IITYWITIWHTKY | If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have To Kill You |
| IJLS | I Just Like Saying |
| IK | I Know; Inverse Kinematics |
| IKWUM | I Know What yoU Mean |
| IKWYM | I Know What You Mean |
| ILI | I Like Ike |
| ILICISCOMK | I Laughed, I Cried, I Spilt Coffee/Coke On My Keyboard |
| ILIWAPCT | I Love It When A Plan Comes Together |
| ILU | I Love yoU |
| ILUT | I Love yoU Too [also ILU2] |
| ILY or ily | I Love You |
| IMAO | In My Arrogant Opinion |
| IMBO | In My Biased Opinion |
| IMCDO | In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion |
| IMCO | In My Considered Opinion |
| IME | In My Experience |
| IMHO | In my humble opinion |
| IMMOR | I Make My Own Rules |
| IMNSHO | In my not so humble opinion |
| IMO | In my opinion |
| imo or imho | in my (humble) opinion |
| IMOBO | In My Own Biased Opinion |
| IMPE | In My Personal/Previous Experience |
| IMPOV | In My Point Of View |
| IMS | I'm Sorry or I Must Say |
| IMVHO | In My Very Humble Opinion |
| Inc. | Incorparated |
| INGSI | I'm Not Going To Say It |
| INPO | In No Particular Order |
| INT | I'll Never Tell |
| IO | Input/Output |
| IOU | I Owe You |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| IP | Internet Protocol |
| IR | Inter Racial |
| IRC | Internet Relay Chat |
| IRL | In Real Life |
| IROOC | I've Run Out Of Cigarettes |
| IRT | In Real Time |
| ISC | I Stand Corrected |
| ISDN | Integrated Services Digital Network |
| ISO | In Search Of |
| ISP | Internet Service Provider |
| ISTM | It Seems To Me |
| ISTR | I Seem To Remember |
| IT | Information Technology [a global term for all things now to do with computers] |
| ITFA | In The Final Analysis |
| ITIGBS | I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick |
| ITMA | Its That Man Again |
| ITYM | I Think You Mean |
| IUTHALORFH | I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him/Her |
| IUTKATS | I Used To Know All That Stuff |
| IWALU | I Will Always Love You |
| IWALY | I Will Always Love You |
| IWBNI | It Would Be Nice If |
| IWIK | I Wish I Knew |
| IWSN | I Want Sex Now |
| IYD | In Your Dreams |
| IYF | In Your Face |
| IYF __ | Insert Your Favourite ________ |
| IYFEG | Insert Your Favourite Ethnic Group |
| IYKWIM | If You Know What I Mean |
| IYKWIMAITYD | If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do |
| IYSWIM | If You See What I Mean |
| IYTS | If You Think So |
| J/K | Just Kidding |
| J4G | Just For Grins |
| JAFO | Just Another F*cking Observer |
| JAFU | Just Another F*ck Up |
| JAM | Just A Moment/Minute |
| JAO | Just Another Observer |
| JAS | Just A Second |
| JATP | Jazz at the Philharmonic |
| JFDI | Just F***ing Do It |
| JFF | Just For Fun |
| JFTR | Just For The Record |
| JFYI | Just For Your Information |
| JIC | Just In Case |
| JK | Just Kidding |
| JMHO | Just My Humble Opinion |
| JMO | Just My Opinion |
| JMOOC | Just My Opinion Of Course |
| JOTL | Joy Of The Lord |
| JPEG | Joint Photographic Experts Group |
| JSYK | Just So You Know |
| JTLYK | Just To Let You Know |
| JTPA | Jazz at the Philharmonic Auditorium |
| JTUSK | Just Thought yoU Should Know |
| JTYMLTK | Just Thought You Might Like To Know |
| JTYWTK | Just Thought You Wanted To Know |
| K | OK |
| KIA | Know It All |
| KIBO | Knowledge In Bullsh*t Out |
| KISS | Keep It Simple, Stupid |
| KIT | Keep In Touch |
| KITA | Kick In The A*se |
| KMA | Kiss My A*se |
| KMB | Kiss My Butt |
| KMWIH | Kick Me Where It Hurts |
| KMYF | Kiss Me You Fool |
| KOC | Kiss On Cheek |
| KOL | Kiss On Lips |
| KON | Kiss On Neck |
| KOS | Kids Over Shoulder |
| KOTC | Kiss On The Cheek |
| KOTL | Kiss On The Lips |
| KOTM | Kook Of The Month |
| KTCOOTN | Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup |
| KWIM | Know What I Mean |
| KYHOOTW | Keep Your Head Out Of The Water |
| KYHOOYA | Keep Your Head Out Of Your A*se |
| KYHU | Keep Your Head Up |
| L or *L* | To laugh. |
| L8R G8R | Later 'Gator |
| L8R or L8TR | Later |
| LAB&TYD | Life's A Bitch And Then You Die |
| LAB&TYMO | Life's A Bitch And Then You Marry One |
| LAGNAF | Let's All Get Naked And F*ck |
| LALL | Live And Let Live |
| LAM | Leave A Message |
| LAN | Local Area Network |
| LART | Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool |
| LASER | Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation |
| LATBOTG | Look At the Boobs on That Girl |
| lc! | lower case! (TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK) |
| LDTO | Lets Ditch This One |
| LDWPKOL | Long Deep Wep Passionate Kiss On the Lips |
| LGR | Little Girl's Room (a polite way of saying you have to go tinkle) |
| LHM | Lord Help Me |
| LHO | Laughing Head Off |
| LHU | Lord Help Us |
| LJBF | Let's Just Be Friends |
| LLAP | Live Long And Prosper |
| LLTA | Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause |
| LMA | Leave Me Alone |
| LMAO | Laughing My A$$ Off |
| LMAOROTF | Laughing My A*se Off Rolling On The Floor |
| LMAOTIPADFSYCBOI | Laughing My Ass Off Till I Pee And Die For Sure You Can Bet On It |
| LMAOTIPADFSYCBYAOI | Laughing My Ass Off Till I Pee And Die For Sure You Can Bet Your Ass On It. |
| LMAOTIPADFSYCBYLOI | Laughing My Ass Off Till I Pee And Die For Shure You Can Bet Your Life On It |
| LMC | Lost My Connection |
| LMCOA | Lost My Connection Once Again |
| LMFAO | Laughing My F*cking A*se Off |
| LMK | Let Me Know |
| LMSO | Laughing My Socks Off |
| LMTFA | Leave Me The F*ck Alone |
| LOAO | Laughing Our A*ses Off |
| LOFLOL | Lying On Floor Laughing Out Loud |
| LOL | Laughing Out Loud; Little Old Lady; Lots of Love [minority usage] |
| LoTR | Lord of The Rings |
| LOWOTFBTC | Laughing Out Waving On The Floor Biting The Carpet |
| LSFIAB | Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel |
| LSHIH | Laughing So Hard It Hurts |
| LSHIPMP | Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants |
| LSHMBB | Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing |
| LSHMBH | Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts |
| LSHMBIB | Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing |
| LSHTTARDML | Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg |
| LSHTTARDML | Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg |
| LSMFT | Lucky Strike Makes Fine Tobacco (old slogan) |
| LSMIF | Laughing So Much I Farted |
| LSMISMT | Laughing So Much I Shot My Tampax |
| LSP | Less Sensitive Person |
| LTBF | Learn To Be Funny |
| LTIP | Laughing 'Til I Puke |
| LTM | Laughing To Myself |
| LTMSH | Laughing 'Til My Sides Hurt |
| LTNS | Long Time No See |
| LTS | Laughing To Self |
| LTUAE | Life, The Universe, And Everything [Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy] |
| lul | love you later |
| LUSER | Loser USER |
| LUWAMH | Love You With All My Heart |
| LY | Love Ya |
| ly2p | Love You To Pieces |
| LY4E | Love You Forever |
| LYLAB | Love You Like A Brother |
| LYLAS | Love You Like A Sister |
| LYWAMH | Love You With All My Heart |
| M | Male |
| m/f | male or female? |
| M8 | Mate |
| MAY | Mad About You |
| MAYB | Mad About You Baby |
| MB | Message Board |
| MBR | Master Boot Record |
| MCIBTY | My Computer Is Better Than Yours |
| MD | Mailed |
| MDT | Mountain Daylight savings Time |
| ME2 | Me Too |
| MFC | Merge From Current [FreeBSD] |
| MFG | More Friendly Garbage |
| MFIC | Mother F*cker In Charge |
| MFWIC | Mother F*cker What's In Charge |
| MHBFY | My Heart Bleeds For You |
| MHDC | My Hard Drive Crashed |
| MHM | Members Helping Members |
| MHOTY | My Hat's Off To You |
| MIL | Mother In Law |
| MIME | Multi-purpose Internet Mail Extensions |
| MING | Mailing |
| MIPS | Meaningless Information Per Second |
| ML | More Later |
| MLA | Multiple Letter Acronym |
| MM | Multi Media |
| MMF | Make Money Fast - a type of spam, illegal in most countries |
| MMIF | My Mouth Is Full |
| MMX | Multi-Media eXtensions |
| MNC | Mother Nature Calls |
| MOF | Matter Of Fact |
| MOMN | Milk Out My Nose |
| MORF | Male OR Female |
| MOS | Member of the Opposite Sex |
| MOTAS | Member Of The Appropriate Sex |
| MOTD | Message Of The Day |
| MOTOS | Member Of The Opposite Sex |
| MOTSS | Member Of The Same Sex |
| MPH | Miles Per Hour |
| MS | More Sh*t; More of the Same |
| MSCEA | My Southern Comfort's Empty Again |
| MSIE | Microsoft Internet Explorer |
| msn | MicroSoft Network |
| MSS | Member of the Same Sex |
| MT | My Time |
| MTF | More To Follow |
| MTFBWY | May The Force Be With You |
| MUD | Multi-User Dungeon/Domain |
| MUNG | Mash/Mung Until No Good |
| MYBABLB | My You've Been a Busy Little Bee/ Boy. |
| MYOB | Mind your own business |
| N/M | Never Mind |
| NA | Narcotics Anonymous |
| NADM | Never A Dull Moment |
| NADT | Not A Darn Thing |
| NAGI | Not A Good Idea |
| NANAE | news.admin.net-abuse.email [Usenet newsgroup] |
| NANAU | news.admin.net-abuse.usenet [Usenet newsgroup] |
| NAVY | Never Again Volunteer Yourself |
| NAYY | Not Affiliated. Yada-Yada. [origin unknown] |
| NB | Nota Bene [Latin for Note Well, i.e. what follows is important] |
| NBD | No Big Deal |
| NBL | Not Bloody Likely |
| NBTD | Nothing Better To Do |
| NC | Nice Crib |
| NCB | Never Change Baby |
| NDB | None of your Damned Business |
| NDM | No Disrespect Meant |
| NE1 | Anyone |
| NERD | National Establishment for Real Dorks |
| newbie | clueless new user (USES ALL CAPS!) |
| NFG | No F*cking Good |
| NFI | No F*cking Idea |
| NFW | No F*cking Way |
| NFY | No - F*ck You |
| NGT | Not Gonna Tell |
| NH | Nice Hand |
| NHOH | Never Heard Of Her/Him |
| NICBDAT | Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes |
| NIDWTC | No I Don't Want To Chat |
| NIH | Not Invented Here |
| NIMBY | Not In My Back Yard |
| NIMTO | Not In My Term Of Office |
| NINO | Nothing In Nothing Out |
| NIT | Not In Therapy |
| NLI | Not Logged In |
| NLT | No Later Than |
| NM | Never Mind or Nice Move |
| NMI | No Middle Initial |
| NMP | Not My Problem |
| NMS | Not My Style |
| NMSAA | Not My Style At All |
| NN | Night Night |
| NNTP | Network News Transfer Protocol |
| NoCeM | No See 'eM |
| NOOTO | Nothing Out Of The Ordinary |
| NORWICH | kNickers Off Ready When I Come Home |
| NOYB | None Of Your Business |
| NP | No problem |
| NPF | No Problem Found |
| NPLU | Not People Like Us |
| NQA | No Questions Asked |
| NQOS | Not Quite Our Sort |
| NR | Nice Roll |
| NRN | No Reply Necessary |
| NS | Netscape |
| NSS | No Sh*t Sherlock |
| NT | No Text |
| NTA | Non-Technical Acronym |
| NTG | Not Too Good |
| NTH | No Therapy Helpful |
| NTIBOA | Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything |
| NTIM | Not That It Matters |
| NTIMM | Not That It Matters Much |
| NTL | None The Less/Never The Less |
| NTP | Need To Pee |
| NUI | Network User Identification |
| NYCTMI | Now You Come To Mention It |
| NYI | Not Yet Implemented |
| NYM | New York Minute |
| NYP | Not Your Problem |
| O | Over [to you] |
| OATUS | On A Totally Unrelated Subject |
| OAUS | On An Unrelated Subject |
| OB | OBligatory; Oh Baby |
| OBTW | Oh By The Way |
| OD | OverDose; Oh Dear |
| ODAAT | One Day At A Time |
| OFS | One Finger Salute [the 'bird'] |
| OGIMA | Oh God It's Monday Again |
| OIC | Oh, I See! |
| OK | abbreviation of all correct (all correct) |
| OL | Old Lady (significant other) |
| OM | Old Man (significant other) |
| OMA | On My Ass |
| OMB | On My Butt |
| OMBLMAO | On My Butt Laughing My A*se Off |
| OMFG | Oh My F*cking God |
| OMG | Oh My God |
| OMM | On My Monitor |
| ONNA | Oh No Not Again |
| ONNTA | Oh No Not That/This Again |
| OO | Over and Out |
| OOC | Out Of Character |
| OOI | Out Of Interest |
| OOSOOM | Out Of Sight Out Of Mind |
| OOTC | Obligatory On Topic Comment [indicates that part of a message that pertains in some way to the Usenet newsgroup that the message appears in] |
| OS | Operating System |
| OSIM | Oh Sh*t It's Monday |
| OT | Off Topic |
| OT1H | On The One Hand |
| OTC | Over The Counter |
| OTD | Out The Door |
| OTF | On The Floor [mad laughter] |
| OTGH | On The Gripping Hand |
| OTL | Out To Lunch |
| OTOH | On The Other Hand |
| OTOOH | On The Other Other Hand |
| OTT | Over The Top |
| OTTH | On The Third Hand |
| OTTOMH | Off The Top of My Head |
| OTW | On The Whole |
| OW | Oh Well |
| OWTTE | Or Words To That Effect |
| PABG | Pack A Big Gun |
| PAW | Parents Are Watching |
| PBM | Play By Mail (games) |
| PBNFL | Possible, But Not F*cking Likely |
| PC or pc | Personal Computer/ Politically Correct |
| PCB | Please Call Back |
| PCMCIA | People Can't Master Computer Industry Acronyms |
| PD | Public Domain |
| PDA | Public Display of Affection or Personal Digital Assistant |
| PDN | Public Data Network |
| PDQ | Pretty Damn Quick |
| PDS | Please Don't Shoot or Please Don't Shout |
| PDT | Pacific Daylight savings Time |
| PEBCAK | Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard |
| PEM | Privacy Enhanced Mail |
| PEST | Please Excuse Slow Typing |
| PFM | Pure F*ckin' Magic [when trying to explain how something works] |
| PGP | Pretty Good Privacy |
| PhD | Piled Higher and Deeper |
| PHYS | pink headed youghurt slinger |
| PIC | Politically InCorrect |
| PIDOOMA | Pulled it directly out of my a$$ |
| PIMP | Pee In My Pants |
| PITA | Pain In The A$$ |
| PKB | Pot calling the Kettle Black |
| PKOC | Passionate Kiss On the Cheek |
| PKOL | Passionate Kiss On the Lips |
| PLMK | Please Let Me Know |
| PLMKO | Please Let Me Know Ok |
| PLOKTA | Press Lots Of Keys To Abort |
| PLS | Please |
| PLZ | Please |
| PM | Private Message |
| PMBI | Pardon My Butting In |
| PMETC | Pardon Me ETC |
| PMFBI | Pardon Me For Butting In |
| PMFI | Problem Magically Fixed Itself |
| PMFJI | Pardon Me For Jumping In (another polite way to get into a running discussion) |
| PMFJIH | Pardon Me For Jumping In Here |
| PMJFIH | Pardon Me for Jumping In Here |
| PMJI | Pardon My Jumping In (another polite way to get into a running discussion |
| PML | Pissing Myself Laughing |
| PMP | Peed My Pants |
| PO | Piss Off |
| POAHF | Put On A Happy Face |
| POETS (day) | Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday |
| POM | Phase Of the Moon |
| *poof* | has left the chat |
| POP | Point Of Presence; Post Office Protocol |
| POQ | Piss Off Quickly |
| POQADCB | Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back |
| POS | Pice of Sh*t or Parents Over Shoulder |
| POTS | Plain Old Telephone Service/System |
| POV | Point Of View |
| PPL | PeoPLe |
| PPP | Point-to-Point Protocol; Petty Pet Peeve |
| PPPP | Previous Paragraph was Polemical Position |
| PS | Post Script |
| PST | Pacific Standard Time |
| PTB | Powers That Be |
| PTHBS | Proud To Have Been Seminal |
| PTL | Praise The Lord |
| PTLAPTA | Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition |
| PTMM | Please Tell Me More |
| PTMY | Pleased To Meet You |
| PTMYA | Pleased To Make Your Acquaintance |
| PTO | Please Turn Over |
| PW | Pathetic Wanker; PowWow |
| Q | Queue |
| QED | Quid Erat Demonstrandum; Quite Easily Done |
| QPQ | Quid Pro Quo |
| QSL | Reply |
| QSO | Conversation |
| QT | Cutie; Quiet |
| R | Are |
| RA | Red Alert |
| RAM | Random Access Memory |
| RAS | Running And Screaming |
| RE | Hi again (same as re's) or Regarding |
| REHI | Hi Again (repeat hi) |
| RFC | Request For Comment |
| RFD | Request For Discussion |
| RFM | Reply To Flagged Message |
| RFN | Right F*cking Now |
| RFT | Request For Thinking |
| RHIP | Rank Hath Its Privileges |
| RL | Real Life |
| RLCO | Real Life COnference |
| RME | Rolling My Eyes |
| RMH | Real Manly Hug |
| RNA | Ring No Answer |
| ROFFNAR | Rolling On the Floor For No Apparent Reason |
| ROFL | Rolling on Floor, Laughing |
| ROFLAPMP | ROFL And Peeing My Pants |
| ROFLMAO | Rolling on floor laughing my A$$ off |
| ROFLMAOAY | ROFLMAO At You |
| ROFLMAOBT | Rolling On Floor Laughing My A*se Off Big Time |
| ROFLMAOPMP | Rolling On Floor Laughing My A*se Off Peeing My Pants |
| ROFLMAOWTIME | ROFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes |
| ROFLMHO | Rolling On Floor Laughing My Head Off |
| ROFLOL | Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud |
| ROFLUTS | Rolling On Floor Laughing Unable To Speak |
| ROFLUTS ROFL | Unable to Speak |
| ROFLWPIMP | Rolling On Floor Laughing Whilst Peeing In My Pants |
| ROFLWTIME | roliing on floor laughing wiping tears in my eyes |
| ROTBA | Reality On The Blink Again |
| ROTF | Rolling On The Floor |
| ROTFL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| ROTFLAS | Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Snorting |
| ROTFLMAO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
| ROTFLMAOSHTCCOMNAIWEDA | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A*se Off So Hard That Coke Came Out My Nose And I Wasn't Even Drinking Any |
| ROTFLMBO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My B*llox Off |
| ROTFLOLAPMP | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud And Peeing My Pants |
| ROTFLSHISMC | Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Spilt My Coffee |
| ROTFLSTCIIHO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One |
| ROTM | Right On The Money |
| RPG | Role Playing Game |
| RSN | Real Soon Now |
| RSVP | French répondez s'il vous plaît (please reply). |
| RT | Real Time |
| RTDM | Read The Damn Manual |
| RTF | Rich Text Format, Microsoft document format, comes with Wordpad in Windows 95, commonly converted to HTML |
| RTFF | Read The F*cking FAQ(s) |
| RTFI | Read The F*cking Instructions |
| RTFM | Read The F*cking Manual or Read The "Fine" Manual |
| RTFN | Right The F*ck Now |
| RTFQ | Read The F*cking Question |
| RTFS | Read The F*cking Source |
| RTS | Read The Screen |
| RU18 | Are You Eighteen |
| RUMF | aRe yoU Male or Female |
| RUMORF | aRe yoU Male Or Female |
| S or *S* or <s> | Smile |
| S^ | S'UP - What's Up? |
| SAHM | Stay At Home Mum |
| SAMFUTU | Situation Abnormal More F*cked Up Than Usual |
| SAPFU | Surpassing All Previous F*ck Ups |
| SAR | Smart A*se Remark |
| SASS | Short Attention Span Society/Syndrome |
| SBID | Sh*tty But It'll Do |
| SCNR | Sorry, Could Not Resist |
| SCUBA | Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus |
| SEC | SECond, e.g. Wait a sec |
| SEG | Sh*t Eating Grin |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem |
| SETE | Smiling Ear To Ear |
| SFAIAA | So Far As I Am Aware |
| SFLA | Stupid Four Letter Acronym |
| SGML | Standardised Generalised Markup Language |
| SH | Sh*t Happens |
| SHID | Slaps Head In Disgust |
| SHTSI | Somebody Had To Say It |
| SIG | Special Interest Group or SIGnature File |
| SIIK | Stuffed If I Know |
| SIL | Sister In Law |
| SIT | Stay In Touch |
| SITD | Still In The Dark |
| SLIP | Serial Line Interface Protocol |
| SMAR | Suck My A*se Raw |
| SMG | Suck My Goat |
| SMO | Serious Mode On |
| SMOFF | Serious Mode OFF |
| smokey or bear or cop | admin or host with power to boot |
| SMOP | Simply a Matter Of Programming |
| SMTP | Simple Mail Transfer Protocol |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal All F*cked Up |
| SNERT | Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager |
| SNR | Signal To noise Ratio |
| SO | Significant Other |
| SOHB | Sense Of Humour Bypass |
| SOHF | Sense Of Humour Failure |
| SOI | Stink On Ice; State Of Insanity |
| SOL | Sh*t Out of Luck |
| SOP | Standard Operating Procedure |
| SOS | Same Old Sh*t (or "Stuff") |
| soshdd | same old stuff here different day |
| SOT | Short Of Time |
| SOTD | Speak of the Devil |
| SOTMG | Short Of Time Must Go |
| SOVS | SomeOne Very Special |
| SPAM | SPiced hAM [now a common term on the Internet used to refer to Unsolicited Bulk Email, and unsolicited multiple postings to one or more Usenet newsgroups] |
| SRY | Sorry |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t ("Stuff") Different Day |
| SSI | Subject Says It [in email and newsgroup message titles] |
| ST | Such That; Star Trek |
| ST-DS9 | Star Trek Deep Space 9 |
| STFU | Shut The F*ck Up |
| STO | Sticking Out Tongue |
| STR8 | Straight |
| STS | So To Speak |
| ST-TNG | Star Trek The Next Generation |
| ST-TOS | Star Trek The Original Series |
| ST-VOY | Star Trek Voyager |
| SUAKM | Shut Up and Kiss Me |
| SUCDIC | Situation Under Control Dickheads In Charge |
| SUFID | Screwing Up Face In Disgust |
| SUL | See yoU Later |
| SUNOILTY | Shut Up No One Is Listening To You |
| SUP | what'S UP |
| SUYP | Shut Up You Pervert |
| SW | SoftWare; So What; Says Whom |
| SWAG | Simple Wild Ass Guess; Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| SWAK | Sealed With A Kiss |
| SWALK | Sealed With A Loving Kiss |
| SWAS | Scientific Wild A** Guess |
| SWDYRTW | Since When Do You Rule The Web |
| SWL | Screaming with Laughter |
| SWMBO | She Who Must Be Obeyed |
| SWYP | So What's Your Problem |
| SYL | See You Later |
| SYS | See You Soon |
| SYSOP | SYStem OPerator |
| SYT | Sweet Young Thing |
| SYWWBY | See Ya - Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya |
| TA | Thanks Again |
| TABA | Throws A Beer At |
| TAF | That's All Folks |
| TAFN | That's All For Now |
| TANJ | There Ain't No Justice |
| TANSTAAFL | There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| TAWIS | That Ain't What I Said |
| TBC | To Be Continued |
| TBE | To Be Expected |
| TBYB | Try Before You Buy |
| TC | Telephone Call; Take Care |
| TCB | Taking Care of Business |
| TCD | The Cat's Dead |
| TCOY | Take Care Of Yourself |
| TDD | The Dog's Dead |
| TDM | Too Damn Many |
| TEOTWAWKI | The End Of The World As We Know It |
| TFB | Too F*cking Bad |
| TFE | Too F*cking Easy |
| TFIF | Thank F*ck It's Friday |
| TFS | Three Fingered Salute [Ctrl-Alt-Del] |
| TFTT | Thanks For The Thought |
| TGAL | Think Globally Act Locally |
| TGIF | Thank God It's Friday |
| TGTF | Thank God Tomorrow's Friday |
| THNX 1.0E6 | Thanks a million |
| THUNC | Thing under the covers |
| THX, THNX, thx | Thanks |
| TIA | Thanks In Advance |
| TIATLG | Truly I Am The Living God |
| TIC | Tongue In Cheek |
| TIIC | Those Idiots In Control |
| TILII | Tell It Like It Is |
| TILMAO | Thought I'd Laugh My A*se Off |
| TIME | Tears In My Eyes |
| TIMTOWTDI | There Is More Than One Way To Do It |
| TINALO | This Is Not A Legal Opinion |
| TINAR | This Is Not A Recommendation |
| TINC | There Is No Cabal |
| TINWIS | That Is Not What I Said |
| TIP | To Insure Promptness |
| TJATAW | Truth Justice And The American Way |
| TKS/THX | Thanks/Thank You |
| TLA | Three Letter Acronym |
| TLC | Tender Loving Care |
| TLG | The Living God |
| TM | Thread Mangler |
| TMI | Too Much Information |
| TMIKTLIU | The More I Know The Less I Understand |
| TMP | too many puppies |
| TN | TelNet |
| TNOTVS | There's Nothing On TeleVision So |
| TNT | Till Next Time |
| TNX | Thanks |
| TOY | Thinking Of You |
| TP | Time Pass |
| TPAE | The Possibilities Are Endless |
| TPS(S) | This Program Sucks (Severely) |
| TPTB | The Powers That Be |
| TQ | thank you |
| TQVM | thank you very much |
| TRDMC | Tears Running Down My Cheeks |
| TROLL | To deliberately provoke an argument in a newsgroup, mailing list or chat room. |
| TS | Tough Sh*t; Top Secret |
| TSOHF | Total Sense Of Humour Failure |
| TSR | Terminate and Stay Resident (program); Totally Stupid Rules |
| TTBE | That's To Be Expected |
| TTBOMK | To The Best Of My Knowledge |
| TTFN | Ta Ta For Now |
| TTL4N | That's The Lot For Now |
| TTM | To The Moderator |
| TTSP | This Too Shall Pass |
| TTTT | These Things Take Time |
| TTUL | Talk/Type To yoU Later |
| TTYL | Talk to you later |
| TTYRS | Talk To You Real Soon |
| TVB | Top Versus Bottom |
| TVM | Thanks Very Much |
| TWAIN | Technology Without An Important Name |
| TWIMC | To Whom It May Concern |
| TWIS | That's What I Said |
| TWYAS | That's What You All Say |
| TWYT | That's What You Think |
| TY | Thank you |
| TYT | Take Your Time [often used in reply to BRB (cf)] |
| TYVM | Thank You Very Much |
| U | You |
| U/L | UpLoad |
| UAE | Unrecoverable Application Error |
| UBE | Unsolicited Bulk Email |
| UFLA | Unidentified Four Letter Acronym |
| UGTBK | yoU've Got To Be Kidding |
| UL | UpLoad |
| UOK | yoU OK? |
| uok? | are you okay? |
| urasoamlg | you are a son of a motherless goat |
| URL | Uniform Resource Locator |
| URLCM | yoU aRe weLCoMe |
| URVS | yoU aRe Very Sexy |
| USU | USUally |
| UT4S | yoU Type For Sh*t |
| UTC | TIME |
| UTT | Under The Table |
| UUCP | Unix-toUnix CoPy |
| VBG | Very Big Grin |
| VDPKOL | Very Deep Passionate Kiss On the Lips |
| VDWPKOL | Very Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips |
| VEG | Very Evil Grin |
| VH | Virtual Hug |
| VR | Virtual Reality |
| VRML | Virtual Reality Modelling Language |
| VT | Virtual Time |
| W/ | With |
| W/O | With Out |
| W8 | Wait |
| W8ING | Waiting |
| W8NC | Wait And See |
| WAB | What Another Bill |
| WAEF | When All Else Fails |
| WAG | Wild Assed Guess |
| WALOC | What A Load Of Crap |
| WAN | Wide Area Network |
| WAREZ | Softwares, normally illegal distributed on the net |
| WAS | Wild A** Guess |
| WAYD | What Are You Doing |
| WB | Welcome back |
| WBS | Write Back Soon |
| WBSP | Write Back Soon Please |
| WCAGA | What Comes Around Goes Around |
| WD | Well Done |
| wdos | used when playing bridge on yoo hoo |
| WDYMBT | What Do You Mean By That |
| WEFT | Wrong Every F*cking Time |
| WEG | Wicked Evil Grin |
| WFHC | Why For How Come? |
| WFM | Works For Me |
| WGACAA? | Who Gives A Care About Abbreviations? |
| WGAFF | Who Gives A Flying F*ck |
| WGAS | Who Gives A Sh*t |
| WGASA | Who Gives a S**T Anyway?/World's Greatest Animal Show Anywhere (old San Diego Zoo Slogan created becuase the construction crew for the Safari Park couldn't use the first definition!) |
| WIBNIF | Wouldn't It Be Nice IF |
| WLTDO | WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!? |
| WMMOWS | Wash My Mouth Out With Soap |
| WOA | Work Of Art |
| WOFT | Waste Of F*cking Time |
| WOFTAM | Waste Of F*cking Time And Money |
| WOM | Word Of Mouth |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money Brains And Time |
| WOS | Wife Over Shoulder |
| WOW | Wish Only Well |
| WPKOL | Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips |
| WRT | With Regard/Respect To |
| WSDMU | We Sure Did Miss yoU |
| WTF | what the F*ck |
| WTFDIC | What The F*ck Do I Care |
| WTFDIK | What The F*ck Do I Know |
| WTFDYTYA | Who The F*ck Do You Think You Are |
| WTFK | Who The F*** Knows!? |
| WTG | Way To Go (Well Done!) |
| WTH or wth | What/Who The Hell/Heck |
| WUC | Why yoU Cry? |
| WWW | World Wide Web; World Wide Wait |
| WWYC | Write When You Can |
| WYGIWYG | What You Got Is What You Get |
| WYGIWYPF | What You Get Is What You Pay For |
| WYM | What You Mean? |
| WYP | What's Your Point? |
| WYSIWYG | What you see is what you get |
| WYSOH | Where's Your Sense Of Humour? |
| X-( | Drunk or User just died |
| XG | eXcellent Garth |
| XTLA | eXtended Three Letter Acronyme |
| XW | eXcellent Wayne |
| XYZ | eXamine Your Zipper |
| Y2K | The Year 2000 |
| YAABH | You Are A Big Help |
| YABA | Yet Another Bloody Acronym |
| YAOTM | Yet Another Off-Topic Message |
| YBS | You'll Be Sorry |
| YCIITM | Your Check / Cheque Is In The Mail |
| YCLIU | You Can Look It Up |
| YCTFS | You Can't Type For Sh*t |
| YG | Young Gentleman |
| YGGM | Your Guess is as Good as Mine |
| YGM | You've Got Mail! |
| YGTBK | You've Got To Be Kidding |
| YHB___ | You Have Been ___ |
| YHBW | You Have Been Warned |
| YHL | You Have Lost |
| YHTBT | You Had To Be There |
| YIAH | Yes I Am Here |
| YKWIM | You Know What I Mean |
| YKYATP | You Know You're A Tired Parent |
| YL | Young Lady |
| YM | You Mean or Young Man |
| YMMV | Your Mileage May Vary (You may not have the same luck I did or it could be different for you) |
| YOYO | You're On Your Own |
| YOYOW | You Own Your Own Words |
| YR | Yeah Right |
| YSS | You Suck Severely |
| YT | Yours Truly |
| YTMOB | You Turn Me On Baby |
| YW | You're Welcome |
| YWIA | You're Welcome In Advance |
| YWSYLS | You Win Some You Lose Some |
| YYSSW | Ya Ya Sure Sure Whatever |
| ZN | ZiffNet |